tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-48643460903994603402011-11-27T16:15:37.677-08:00xuan215http://www.blogger.com/profile/11373340952221220848noreply@blogger.comBlogger161100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4864346090399460340.post-35241357829008232402009-01-10T03:48:00.000-08:002009-01-10T04:14:42.088-08:00最近刚刚入学，所以比较忙。。。。。。我参加了新生入学营，我们的组叫作“搞笑恶魔队”。。。。。。。。。。很好笑吧。。。。。。。。。。。第一天就有跑站游戏，第一站的挑战是。。。。。。。。。。。比长。。。。。。。我们拼命的脱鞋带排起来，结果还是输了。。。。。。=.=" 。。。。。。。。第2站！就是接句子，幸好赢了。。。。。。。3！！！我们到了草场上玩躲避球。。。。。输了！！！！！！！！！最后，游戏是。。。。石头剪刀布。。。。。幼稚吧！总之就是，他们给我们一张长凳。。。。就是我们坐在上面，然后输的人就跑到后面去坐，赢的人往前坐。。。。一直玩到对方没地方坐就赢了。。。。。。。。哈哈。。。。。当时，我大杀4方赢得了胜利。。。。。。。。。<br />第2天。。。。。。。。就开始排练戏剧，我们是表演‘‘恶魔寻友记”。。。我是主角，也就是恶魔 。。。。。。。。last day,我们演得非常非常非常非常非常非常非常辛苦。。。。。却没拿到任何奖项。。。。。。。。。。。。。haiz。。。。。。。。。。。。。haiz<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4864346090399460340-3524135782900823240?l=leeweixuan.blogspot.com' alt='' 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